- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Badabing.

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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