- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Chick Norris... Enough said

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

The global news

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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