- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

You know what's cool? Yep.

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

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