- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

sucks Syntax...

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

woman's rights

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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