Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

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What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

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Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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