I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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How do you keep a blond in suspense?

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Anti Joke

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