- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

poopy is poopy

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

What did the blonde waitress say to the man with a curly moustache? Good evening, are you ready to order?; yes [x2]; and what would you like with it?; certanly; there you go; no, I'm sorry; right.

Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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