What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Barack Obama is a good president.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

PIED NINNY!

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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