A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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