chinga tue madre Ryan

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Who is it?

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

What's your blood type? Red.

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

Black people in Camden NJ.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

the redsox

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

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