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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.