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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

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