- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

This is a random Anti joke.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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