- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

haha black people :D

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

A penis walks into a bar..

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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