- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??