- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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