- Anti Joke

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier