What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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i hate non minorities!

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

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what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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