- Anti Joke

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

13 =B you just learned something

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.