- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Equal rights!

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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