What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

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What's purple and glows? An electric grape

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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knock knock!? . . No.

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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