A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

Ham sandwich

A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

poopoo

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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