- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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quantum physics?

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

Anthony sucks

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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