- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Barack Obama.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Jebron Lames.

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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