- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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