A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

Feminism.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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