- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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