- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

Trump will make America great again.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??