- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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