- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

Women's Rights

What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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