What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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