hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

what are three short words? i a am

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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