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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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