Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

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you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

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SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

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why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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