what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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The cream, it is coming

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

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Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

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When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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