- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

I put my baby in a microwave.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

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