How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

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Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

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whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

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What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

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A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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