- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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