How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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9/11

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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a man checks his mypsace

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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Where's the soap?

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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