- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

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A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

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