Yesterday I saw a blind man walking down the street, I asked if he needed help and he said "I'm fine thanks." Later on I saw a deaf man walking down the street and asked if he needed help. He didn't hear me, he then fell off the curb and was hit by a car.

What do you call a leper in a spa bath? Say excuse me Sir (or Madam), I notice you have leprosy, did you know that it is treatable? MDT for multibacillary leprosy consists of rifampicin, dapsone, and clofazimine taken over 12 months. Dosages adjusted appropriately for children and adults are available in all primary health centres in the form of blister packages.[17] Single dose MDT for single lesion leprosy consists of rifampicin, ofloxacin, and minocycline. The move toward single-dose treatment strategies has reduced the prevalence of disease in some regions, since prevalence is dependent on duration of treatment. World Leprosy Day was created to draw awareness to leprosy and its sufferers

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

Why didn't the man fall off his bicycle? Because He wasn't riding a bicycle!

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Your sex life.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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