- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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