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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

Knock knock Go away

Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

A shark ate your mom

Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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