One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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Four men are stranded on a small desert island. The first of them decides to build a raft out of bamboo, but it only has room for one passenger. "Don't worry, I will get help when I reach civilization!" he shouted to the men on shore as he left, but a band of pirates killed him in the middle of the ocean. The second castaway was more clever, and built a submarine out of bamboo and sealed it with hides of animals they had killed. He counteracts the buoyant force with sand. In this way, he planned to avoid the pirates by being underwater. "Don't worry, I will get help when I reach civilization!" he exclaimed as he sealed the one person sized chamber of his submarine, but not far off shore, he runs out of oxygen and suffocates to death. The third castaway learned from the mistakes of the first two, and in spite of the unpredictability of handcrafted aerial vehicles, he makes a glider. "Don't worry, I will get help when I reach civilization!" he shouts from the hill top of the island as he leaps off and glides over the horizon. Though the journey is fraught with peril, he makes it back to civilization and is reunited with his family. It is expensive, but he prepares an expedition back to the island where his fourth comrade remains. It is worthy to note that on this small island, all the means of making shelter had been used up in the construction of the raft, submarine, and glider. The fourth castaway was found dead from exposure to the elements.

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girls basketball

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What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

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what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

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Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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