- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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