A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

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why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

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The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

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A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

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Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

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Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

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John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

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Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

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Lets just say I work for some important people, not the feds that is for sure, ill tell you when we meet, not here. As for my condition, lets just say that I am profusely bleeding noseblood now and that is because I forgot to take my medication, and if I had no medicaions at all, I would have begun bleeding out of me ears end eye sockets, and ironically id die from a lot of other shit before bleeding to death, so thats not even the case. Its nothing common, but I bet people could find out about it pretty fast on wikipedia, and as much as I like throwing shit on random people here, I dont like bothering anyone with my problems, in this case, it came kinda sudden and unexpected, and I dont mind sharing my deepest aspects including this with my best friends, of which one of them you clearly are love.

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Why did the Mexican go to Taco Bell? Because he thought it was a real restaurant.

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Why couldn't Jimmy have his birthday party at the park? Because little Jimmy passed away several months ago from the result of a vicious genocide committed by a man who didn't properly understand the affect that maiming human beings has on the friends and family members of the person; he was sentenced to jail for a fair and reasonable time for the punishment of the crime he committed in the past.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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