- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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