Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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call me maybe.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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