suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

What's up? Your time.

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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