- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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