what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

What do you call your mom? Mom

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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