One time i was sitting down

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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