Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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