why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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