What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

PENIS lol

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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