How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

girls basketball

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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