- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

You're a big fat monkey.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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