A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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woman's rights

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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black chicken. kfc

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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