- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

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