what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

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how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

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A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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