Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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