- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Whats 1+1? window!

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Jeff

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Charlie Sheen is winning

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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