knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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