- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

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