Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

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oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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