Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

once upon a time, it snowed

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

i saw amango it splootered

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

What black and has children A black man

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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