- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

2 black kids walk into school

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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