Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

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There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

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how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

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Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

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Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

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what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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What happened to the famous musician when he overdosed? He overdosed.

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Or something... Volume one. What do you do if you are in the jungle and get confronted by one jaguar to your left, and one tiger at the right and got only one bullet left in your gun? You shoot the Jaguar and drive home in the tiger.

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How many Soviet Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, in Soviet Russia, light bulbs are an unavailable commodity because the tyrannical government has called for a ban on unnatural illumination. A fact which is not lost on Mikhail, the light bulb maker whose wife died because his lack of business caused him to miss payments on his hospital bills.

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When Chuck Norris dives into a pool... he gets wet due to the aqueous nature of the water

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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