- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

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