“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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