Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

Smeg...

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

I enjoy Popcorn

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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