Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Yellow People !!

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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