- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Camerons hair is Curly..

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

human centipede

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

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