- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

what to call someone thats gay zak

Caramel Boing.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

In soviet Russia...things are different

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

ask me if im a door yes

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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