Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

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What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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