- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

My three children are three big mistakes.

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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