- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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