- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

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