When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Fine, ladies first.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Jordan is pregant

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

You're a big fat monkey.

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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