If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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the WNBA

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What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

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What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

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Anti Joke

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