Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

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Uh... What was emulating again?

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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Anti Joke

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