What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

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what's worse then a blowjob?

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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What do I hate? people

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what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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Your Mom

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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