- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What's 9+10 Ebola

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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