- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

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Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

What's a good joke? Not this one.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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