- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

What's the difference between a duck?

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

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