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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

why did katy fall off her bike?

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

Why? Why not?

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS