- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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