- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

What is white and long? A New York winter

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Who is big and stupid My brother

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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