- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and slimy? brown slime

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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