- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

i have yougurt mit traktor

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