- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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