What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

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your life

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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Get some flipping new jokes people

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Anti Joke

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