Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

womans having rights.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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