- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man walks into a bar. Ow

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

ask me if i am a tree. no.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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