your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Beka has AIDS

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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