How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Once upon a time, The end.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Who is John Galt?

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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