- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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