Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

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What happened to my sunglasses?

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Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

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Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

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Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

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WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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