Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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salad days!

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Your mam is so fat.

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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