- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

class is canceled. My professor died.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

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