- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

what does a chair look like? a chair.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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