- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

what you get time to go with? - a clock

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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