What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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