- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An elderly lady walks into a grocery store, and nothing of a great significance happens.

Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

a chinese man pays the full price

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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