- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

Please don't shoot me

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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